Kim Kardashian's 2nd Failed Marriage

On Halloween Day, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after only being married for two months to Kris Humphries. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO?!

Not only am I mad about wasting four hours of my time watching the Kim Kardashian Wedding Special on E!, but I called it too. As I said quite a few times, Kim and Kris were not compatible from the get go. I get that opposites attract, but when so many viewers see how wrong a couple is for marriage, they're most likely right. So was everything staged on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Or was Kim so desperate for marriage being that she's already 30, that she was forcing marriage too soon for an already lost cause.

Kim and Kris were on completely different planets. Okay, Kris you play ball but what else do you have going for you? Because of the NBA Lockout, you have no job at all. We know Kim is the obvious breadwinner in the relationship where Kris was living at her house in Los Angeles and who knows what else. Where did Kris get the money by the way to buy Kim that insanely big and expensive engagement ring and other stuff? Maybe that's why he wants to move back to Minnesota, to hide how broke he actually is after that short stint with Kim. Wouldn't he also know what he was getting himself into? Everyone knows Kim is high maintenance, except Kris it seems because he's a bit on the slow side from what I've seen.

Watching them on reality television was pretty unbearable seeing how they would argue most of the time basically, and were basically on different planets. Kris on the slow side was on Earth, while Kim was on the Moon. When thinking about how Kim filed for divorce on actual Halloween Day, it's crazy to think that the E! wedding special was broadcasted earlier in October. What is even more crazy is that since Kim technically had to pay hardly anything out of pocket for the wedding and the preparations, she got paid to get married and get divorced which makes people ponder if their two month long marriage was a farce. And this also affirms Kris' "slowness", he didn't know Kim was pondering getting a divorce. If we knew it was trouble from the start, how can Kris not? Maybe because his head was out of reality.

What also is pretty disappointing is the fact that Kim isn't fighting to make her marriage work. If she claims it's true love and she's hurt by the whole ordeal, then why not fight in the name of love? Sources also claim that it was a hard decision for her to decide on getting the divorce, which means she pondered a divorce basically right after she got married. With two short failed marriages under her belt, will Kim ever find love? Doesn't this make her even more desperate to get married and start a family. Since the shotgun wedding didn't work out in her favor, she can take the Kourtney route by having a baby out of wedlock. Maybe, she can keep a guy in that regards.

You Just Do You, Imma Do Me

Camille

KIM KARDASHIAN & KRIS HUMP WEDDING SPECIAL

Let me ask you this: How many of you took time out of your day to watch the Kim and Kris Wedding Special on E! these past two days?! Let me rephrase, WHO SPENT 4 HOURS OF THEIR LIFE WATCHING THIS SPECIAL?! Is it sad to say that I DID!

On Sunday, that two-hour special was pretty pointless. It was supposed to highlight the time leading up to the wedding, but it went into all these different tangents such as Kris Jenner's obsessive compulsive disorder with her looks, and Rob Kardashian's junk food bingeing. First of all when a mom hears about her daughter's wedding news that is three months away, what mother automatically thinks 'OMG I NEED TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY DONE FOR MYSELF!' Kris looks great for her age, but to see her feel so self-conscious in her appearance before the surgery is very questionable. Also Rob already gets a bad rep as the "lazy Kardashian". It truly doesn't help to see him move again from Khloe's house to Kourtney's place (living off his sisters), to change his eating habits. Yes Rob, we notice you're not in the best shape and you prefer eating junk food, another fail on your part.

What was really highlighted in this four hour special was HOW INCOMPATIBLE KIM AND KRIS ARE FOR EACH OTHER. Right when Kris ended his NBA season, he moved into Kim's beautiful house with his two dogs which he let sleep in their bed! But the crazy thing too is that even before talk of the current NBA lockout, his contract with the New Jersey Nets ended, so he was and is currently jobless (as if we didn't know that Kim is too good for Kris, career and looks wise). Though the saying "opposites attract" is often used to describe couples, this is not a good type of opposite. Kim is the ultimate high maintenance queen who's a neat freak, while Kris comes from a small hometown and doesn't care about the glitz and glamour type life. And who doesn't know that Kim was married before? Well Kris didn't after dating her for a few months, he had to be told! (as if it wasn't clear you were a bit on the "slow side")

One thing the world who tunes into everything entertainment and "Kardashian" knows is that Kim was always the one wanting to get married, and once that opportunity came she took it. She's of course gorgeous and has managed to make a big business of herself and her family clan, but is rushing to the altar really the answer for true love? Like Khloe said, "she falls in love hard" and there's nothing wrong with that, but it was just bothering to see all their arguments played out for everyone to see. It's like the entire special was focused on that, with very rare good moments between the couple. It also didn't help that the Kardashian clan didn't really like Kris for his rudeness and I don't blame them. You can't automatically be comfortable with someone, especially the family of someone you're dating right away. You need to earn their trust first. But for Kris Hump that was another story, he is just plain rude and yes Kim, he "has a very different sense of humor" that no one gets and isn't funny.

I'm happy that Kim got her fairytale wedding that she always dreamed about since she was a little girl. She looked so gorgeous on her special day, wearing three Vera Wang dresses throughout the night; we all know the attention was on Kim. Though this special was called "Kim Kardashian's Fairytale Wedding", the actual wedding footage was barely the last 15 minutes of the 4 hour broadcast! Can someone say, "GOTCHA...AGAIN!" Nonetheless as much as this post may be negative, I hope that this union works out well for them because I'm a true believer of the sanctity of a marriage. Being an outsider looking in, we don't know how they are in reality but all we can judge by is what we see displayed on this "reality show".

You Just Do You, Imma Do Me

Camille

KIM JUST GOT RICHER FROM GETTING MARRIED

Ok we went through this already...the Kardashians have no talent but they are laughing themselves to the bank because we make them popular. So popular that everyone is concerned about Kim's wedding to NBA player Kris Humpries which took place yesterday in Montecito, CA. Yes even I know the details! Kim wore Vera Wang, who is a good friend of the family, the bridemaids wore green, Kim had a few dress changes throughout the night. Yes yes yes I know some facts too.

As if the Kardashian clan and Kim couldn't get paid any more for the sake of being popular in today's pop culture, you are very very wrong. Seems like Kim will make more than $15 MILLION just from getting married! The exact amount = $17.9 MILLION. By the way, how great is it that her and now husband Kris Humpries spent basically nothing compared to the cost of the entire wedding which turns into pocket change for the newlyweds, very heavy pocket change.

Here's the breakdown of their "profits":

"- $15 million plus profit for four-hour, two-part wedding special on E!
- $2.5 million for exclusive photos with People magazine
- $300,000 for exclusive engagement announcement with People
- $100,000 for exclusive rights to bridal shower with Britain’s OK! mag
- $50,000 to have bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas
- $15,000 to $20,000 Hansen’s Bakery wedding cake
- $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dress and fittings
- $40,000 for two more Vera Wang evening dresses
- $400,000 in Perrier Jouet Champagne
- $150,000 in hair and makeup for photo shoots and TV “home video”
- $10,000 in Lehr & Black wedding invitations
- $2 million 20.5-carat engagement ring and $1 million wedding bands by jeweler Lorraine
Schwartz were deeply discounted for an undisclosed amount."

Cha-chiinnnngggggg!!! Gotta give them props for making that money from every opportunity that presents itself!!! Btw congratulations Kris & Kim for getting married!!!



You Just Do You, Imma Do Me

Camille